Asparagus, while possibly the worlds most dangerous vegetable, has a quiet and peaceful disposition. Some say that baking the asparagus calms its temper but they are wrong. It was born calm. http://yousuckatcooking.comSubscribe: http://bit.ly/1HuynlYhttp://instagram.com/yousuckatcookinghttps://twitter.com/yousuckatcookinI forgot the salt. I FORGOT THE SALT. Never forget the salt. There's nothing that doesn't need salt except cheese. There's a teaspoon of salt and it's necessary. 1 bunch of asparagus 1.5 tablespoons of olive oil 1 teaspoon of smoked paprika TEASPOON OF GODDAMN SALT 15 minutes of heat at 4 hundo Please send soothing words to make me feel better about myself tx