Katia is the queen of the world. If you dont believe me, just ask her and shell tell you. Merry Christmas. Dont drink or eat too much cause youll get overweight and depressed and youll regret it and you wont be able to stick with your New Years resolutions. Im going to the beach to get a coconut and I need to feed the ducks and chickens. Fruits and vegetables are good. Eating kanything else makes you a bad person. Just kidding. Eat whatever you want. Kick ass this year. Love everyone and everything. Life on Earth is a huge blessing. Make the most of it. I love you all. Especially you, Katia and Nataya. The best daughters a dad could ask for. Everyone says that about their kids but they are lying. You are better than other kids and the other parents are simply in denial of your awesomeness, beauty and talent, not to mention your intellectual superiority, which of course you get from me. Dad The Man (DTM) is out.
